Kawały, dowcipy

Dowcipy oraz kawały, tylko wyszukane dobre teksty.

Nie jesteś zalogowany.

#1 2008-06-30 09:08:26

tocho
Member
Zarejestrowany: 2008-06-09
Posty: 371

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A drunk is refused a drink
in a bar, so he
undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober.

He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, "You see that
cat
coming in the door? It has two eyes. If I were drunk, I'd see
four!"

The bartender looks, then pauses a moment. Finally he
responds,
"You're drunker than I thought!", taking the rest of the
alcohol away,
"That cat isn't coming in, it's going out!"

Offline

 

#2 2008-06-30 14:36:48

iasius51
Member
Zarejestrowany: 2008-06-04
Posty: 354

Re: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

We really are 15 countries, and it's really remarkable that each of us thinks we represent the real America. The Midwesterner in Kansas, the black American in Durham -- both are certain they are the real American.

Offline

 

#3 2008-06-30 18:31:53

zdenek24
Member
Zarejestrowany: 2008-06-26
Posty: 349

Re: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Offline

 

#4 2008-06-30 19:57:23

henwas50
Member
Zarejestrowany: 2008-06-27
Posty: 332

Re: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Man's main task is to give birth to himself.

Offline

 

Stopka forum

Powered by PunBB | Site Map
© Copyright 2002–2005 Rickard Andersson
Speth | Srebrna Góra | Ortopedia Poznań | AZS Poznań | Blog o fotografii | Forum Srebrna Góra | SEO blog | Hodowla kaktusów | Polska w obiektywie | Hodowla sukulentów | Kolarstwo górskie | Nowe technologie | Opuszczone miejsca | Wypas owiec | Opony | Fallout 3 |

państwo Mołdawia ciekawostki - Strony internetowej. budowa strony internetowej Budowa ! strony - projektowanie www projektowanie stron projektowanie - Strony internetowej projektowanie strony internetowej projektowanie strony - www flash tworzenie stron www flash tworzenie stron - stron flash projektowanie stron flash projektowanie stron - www projektowanie i www projektowanie na www projektowanie - strony www tanie projektowanie strony www projektowanie strony - www tworzenie stron www tworzenie stron - www strony tworzenie strony www tworzenie strony